Meet Jack....
Jack is our family dog. As recently pointed out by our Vet, he is pampered....
Jack enjoys empty coke bottles, coffee grounds and expensive shoes. Let's elaborate on the shoe thing..Jack has a very discriminating palate, he only goes for the really expensive shoes...Go figure. On a regular basis, you can find him trying to russell up a bowl of trouble, and for the most part he is pretty successful...
Jack enjoys chew toys, and tug-o-war. He really likes cookies and biscuits, but only if someone will break them up and hand feed him.....hummmm.
One particular day, when Jack was especially jazzed to be out of the house, ( little did he know we were on our way to the "Humiliator's Shop" aka The Groomer) he really got to exersize his "big boy bark". Jack barked at the wind, the trees, every person of every color, creed, race and religion, and every truck, car, motorcycle, bicycle, bus, train, and lets not forget, all of our local law enforcement.....you can image the noise...
Three hours later and after a much needed Quad-Shot Iced White Chocolate Mocha with Extra Whipped Cream, ....I get the call...."Can you come pick up Jack? He is ready ....."
Thought I would include a photo or two to show you the end results.... BEFORE
And AFTER......He is only a bit of a thing after all that hair came off....He looked at Maddie and I as if to say,"Don't look at me, I am half naked!".....He was much quieter on the way home......The Groomer, Katy said" He was quite a handful, he is very adventurous". I couldn't help it, it was all I could do to not roll with laughter....Adventurous is AN UNDERSTATEMENT LADY !!!!!!!p.S. As we were leaving, a man walked in carrying a Quad-Shot Iced White Chocolate Mocha !!!!!!
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